Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Malaysian English a.k.a. Manglish

English is the most “internationalised” language in the world, a language which changes with the locale where it is spoken. In Malaysia, the variant is known as Manglish. :-)

A short comparison of both “regular” English and Manglish is given below.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons : I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size but if you give me a moment, I can call other oulets for you.
Malaysians: Sorry, No stock!!

RETURNING A CALL
Britons : Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians : Hallo, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons : Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians : S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons : Hey, put your wallet away, this drinks is on me.
Malaysians : Wei… No need lah..

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons : Excuse me, but do you think it would possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians : (pointing the door) Can arr?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons : Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians : Aiya.. Dont be shy lah!!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons : I don’t recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons : I’d prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.
Malaysians: Doe- waan la..

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons : Err. sir, i’ve to stop you here. I understand where you’re coming from but i really have disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians : You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOME ONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice. I’m trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians : Wooi.. Shaddap lah!!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE /SHE KHOWS YOU
Britons : Excuse me, but i noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do i know you?
Malaysians: See what? See What?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons : We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment!
Malaysians : Aiya.. die lah!!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons : Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians : Wat happen? Why lai dat????

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons : This isn’t the way to do it. Here let me show you.
Malaysians : Aiyah!!!, lai dat also doe no how to do!!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons : Would you mind not disturbing me!
Malaysians : Celaka u!!

Smile…….. :-) :-)

Sunday, July 22, 2007

SHOCKING PUNISHMENT over a sanitary pad

Spotted this item in NST today.

I think the warden went overboard and should be boarded out.

This form of extreme punishment should no longer be tolerated in a modern society.

The  students  enduring their punishment in the muddy pond. — Picture courtesy of Borneo Post

The students enduring their punishment in the muddy pond. — Picture courtesy of Borneo Post

KUCHING: Two hundred schoolgirls of a boarding school were forced to squat, neck-deep, in a murky pond after a used sanitary pad was found in a toilet bowl.

The girls were in the pond for an hour during heavy rain while the warden, who meted out the punishment, stood under an umbrella to supervise the punishment.

The punishment, which was described as “improper”, is being investigated by the Education Ministry.

The shocking event at SMK Bawang Assan was captured on camera by the school’s parent-teacher association chairman Jimmy Kiu at 5pm on Wednesday.

Seeing Kiu taking photographs, the warden ordered the girls out of the pond.

By then, several of them complained of itchiness and rashes. Several were also reportedly ill after the incident.

Kiu claimed none of the school officials came to check the situation despite these complaints.

Most of the 500 students in Form One to Five are from the interior areas of Sungei Pasin, Batang Lassa, Nanga Singat, Sungei Lengang, Sungei Belangan and Tanjung Bekakap.

The students from the co-ed school go home on weekends.

“This kind of punishment is inhumane. And it is all over a used sanitary pad in a toilet bowl,” Kiu said.

“The water in the pond is dirty as waste from the canteen flows straight into it.”

A school official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the warden decided to punish all the female students after no one owned up to leaving the used pad in the toilet bowl.

“I think the warden was angry as it is expensive to fix a clogged toilet,” Kiu said.

Sarawak Teachers’ Union president William Ghani Bina expressed his uneasiness with the disciplinary measure applied by the warden.

“The warden’s intentions may have been good, but she should have followed the guidelines on disciplining students,” William said.

“Teachers are humans, too. This warden may have gone overboard in instilling discipline.”

William did not, however, put all the blame on the warden.

He said the student concerned should also take responsibility.

“This incident would not have occurred if school regulations were followed. There are proper bins to dispose of used sanitary pads.”

Sibu deputy police chief Superintendent Zamani Hamdan said they had yet to receive any report over the incident.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Misleading Advertisement by McDonald???

I was having a McValue Meal (Fish) at the IOI outlet a couple of hours ago and something strikes me as odd. In all the pictures of this product I have seen the fish patty and burger is ALWAYS shown with a full slice of cheese. But the one I was eating has only a HALF slice in it.

Thinking back, I realised that for the past few months, the McFillet Burgers has always been served with only half a slice of cheese. I remember it USED to be served with a full slice.

Now don’t get me wrong. I am NOT a cheese fanatic and I do not mind the burger being served with only half a slice. But then shouldn’t the images of the product be shown with only a half slice instead of a full slice?

I’ve ate at a few of their outlets here in Kuala Lumpur and they are all the same; only half a slice whereas the pictures in the advertisement panels show a full slice. Wonder if it is the same throughout the country or even the world?

Can someone clarify whether this constitute false/misleading advertisement?

On a slightly different subject, on one occasion, a small cockroach emerge from under the table just after just after I finished a McFillet Burger. I grabbed my camera a took a couple of shots of the cockroach. A picture of this cockroach is shown below.

Big M should really be more conscious of the cleanliness of its outlets.

Cockroach at McDonald

Three Legged Chicken

Spotted this unusual item in the NST today:

Three Legged Rooster

FOWL SURPRISE: Chicken trader Shaharnizam Abdul Rahman (right), 32, got the shock of his life when he discovered that a rooster he was about to slaughter had three legs. He had bought the 2.5kg rooster among 30 chickens from a farmer in Guar Chempedak six months ago for rearing. When he caught the rooster to slaughter last week, he realised that it had a third leg, which was the same size as the other two. “I was offered up to RM800 to part with the rooster but decided against it. I consider it a gift from God,” he said, while his friend, Mohd Zaudi Mohd Hashim, looked on. — NST picture by Rahmat Othman.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Student needs Viagra to survive

Spotted this heart-wrenching story in the Star today.

So, Pfizer, have a heart and spare some small change to ease the pain of a young girl?

Student needs Viagra

BUTTERWORTH: For the past one year, Florentina Usun George has been taking Viagra daily, not for the wrong reason but to treat her ASD Pulmonary Hypertension ailment.


The 21-year-old student of Cosmopoint College in Penang needs two Viagra tablets, at RM40 each, daily to keep her going.

Medical problem: Florentina showing a doctor’s letter stating that she has ASD Pulmonary Hypertension at the Penang Umno complaints bureau in Butterworth yesterday. With her are Linda (left) and Farah.

“Without the medicine, I will experience chest pain, breathing difficulty and (feel) weak. It is really painful and I cannot concentrate on my studies,” said the second-year Computer Graphics student.

Florentina, from Miri, Sarawak, said she was diagnosed with the disease when she went for a medical check-up at University Malaya Medical Centre in March last year.

She was told to take Viagra daily to maintain her blood pressure level.

A doctor who declined to be named said Viagra could reduce the pressure on the right side of Florentina’s heart which was high.

The doctor said Viagra was initially introduced for hypertension but it was later found that it could also help patients with erectile dysfunction.

Florentina’s former lecturer Farah Nuzaily Zakaria, 27, said she had taken her to the National Heart Institute in Kuala Lumpur and Island Hospital in Penang, and again was told Florentina had to take Viagra to live.

“We were told that Viagra was the cheapest medication that could help improve her condition,” she said during a press conference held at the Umno Public Complaints Bureau office in Butterworth yesterday.

Forentina’s younger sister, Linda Livan George, 20, is working at a fast food restaurant in Penang to help buy the medication.

Those who wish to help Florentina can send out their cheques made payable to Biro Pengaduan Umno, Tingkat 2, Bangunan Mahkamah Munisipal MPSP, Lorong Kg Jawa, Jalan Bagan Luar, 12000 Butterworth. They should write Florentina’s name on the back of their cheques.

First the Porsche then the Mercs

First the Porsche gets stolen from the showroom.

Then it gets stolen again from the Police Station!

Now another expensive car gets stolen from another showroom of the same company!

What next!???

Story from NST dated today

Man steals Mercedes from Naza showroom

PETALING JAYA: A smartly-dressed man sped off in a Mercedes Benz E200 worth RM500,000 from the Naza World showroom located along the Federal Highway here yesterday.

The man got into the car after a salesman had moved it out of the showroom, leaving the key in the ignition. The thief then drove away.

Several security guards tried to stop him but he sped off and missed hitting the guards by centimetres in the 4pm incident.

District police chief ACP Mazlan Mansor said the showroom did not have closed-circuit television cameras, adding that police were investigating whether the theft could have been an inside job.

At press time, the black luxury car was still reported to be missing.

Meanwhile, in George Town, police investigation into the security breach at its Seberang Prai Tengah district headquarters on Monday night, where a man drove off in a RMmillion Porsche, will be completed in two days.

State police chief Datuk Koh Hong Sun said the night sentries on duty had given their statements.

He also said that none of the personnel on duty had been suspended.

The car was found abandoned near Maktab Perguruan Tuanku Bainun in Mengkuang.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Freak Malaysian $5 Currency Note

I guess not many of you have seen a freak Malaysian currency note.

I do have one in my possession and the note is shown below.

See if you can detect what is so “freaky” about this note. :-)

A freak Malaysian $5 Note - Please click to enlarge

For those who still cannot see what is wrong with the note above, the serial number at the top left corner differs from that of the bottom right corner.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Stolen Porsche stolen again!

This bizarre story about a stolen Porsche keeps getting better and better! :-)

Porsche stolen again

By M. SIVANANTHA SHARMA

BUKIT MERTAJAM: The RM963,000 sports car that was stolen from a showroom here yesterday was stolen again – this time from right under the noses of the police.

And police believe it was the same man who pulled it off again, because he had the car keys.

The thief stole the Porsche 911 Targa 4 from the compound of the police headquarters here at 10.45pm yesterday.

The car had been stolen from a showroom at Auto-City in Juru about nine hours earlier.

Police recovered the car an hour near Maktab Tuanku Bainun in Mengkuang Titi, about 15km away. But this time, unlike in the first incident, the car had fuel.

State police chief Deputy Comm Datuk Koh Hong Sun said disciplinary action would be taken against policemen who were found to be negligent in their duties.

“We have the suspect’s fingerprints and are confident of arresting him soon,” he said after attending a ceremony for the transfer of 42 police personnel from the North Seberang Prai district to the Central Seberang Prai district at the police headquarters.

In the first incident, the man, said to be smartly dressed man who flashed a cheque book, coolly asked for the key of the car, started it and sped off after crashing it through the showroom’s glass pane.

Police recovered the car some 2km away, at Hujung Perusahaan Dua in Prai.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

How Not to steal a Porsche

This botched auto theft was reported in the Star today.

It reminds me of the adage “Those who fail to plan, plan to fail”!!

Porsche thief forgets to ‘fill her up’

BUKIT MERTAJAM: Flashing a cheque book, a smartly-dressed man coolly asked for the keys to a sports car at a showroom here yesterday.

He got into the RM963,000 Porsche 911 Targa 4, started the engine, and to the horror of the salespersons there, crashed the car through the showroom’s glass pane and drove off at top speed.

But he had not factored in one thing – fuel. The car ran out of petrol just 2km away and police found the car within 30 minutes at Hujung Perusahaan Dua in Prai.

Dead end: Police officers looking at the Porsche that was found abandoned at Hujung Perusahaan Dua in Prai yesterday.

A salesgirl, who declined to be named, said the man, who wore a suit, came into the showroom at about 1.50pm, holding a cheque book as he viewed the car.

“He then asked for the keys to start the engine. Before I knew it, he drove the car through the glass pane and sped off,” she said.

Proof there is Cash in Trash

I’ve always maintained that there is Cash in Trash and this article proves I’m right! :-)

River dirt yields rich pickings

By : Jason Gerald John and Norfaisal Jahuri

 Portuguese and Dutch era coins that Raffiee Mohd Najeer and his friends have dug up.

Portuguese and Dutch era coins that Raffiee Mohd Najeer and his friends have dug up.

MALACCA: They are four men, growing RM500 richer by the day from the things they sell.

Things they have neither bought nor made, but scavenged.

They call themselves treasure hunters. The real McCoy.

And the treasures they seek are real enough: Old coins, bits and pieces of porcelain and other antiquities from the era of the Malacca sultanate as well as the Portuguese, Dutch and British colonial period.

Their raiding ground is a spot on the river bank of the Sungai Melaka near Jalan Kilang where a 30m-high pile of river dirt has accumulated, courtesy of the contractors beautifying the river.

Unlike the archaeologists and tomb raiders shown on TV, the four men, led by Raffiee Mohd Najeer, 37, are armed only with ladles and their method is drama-free. For the past few days, Raffiee and his friends have been climbing the mound of dirt to comb for treasure.

“Rain or shine, we are here. We saw the pile of sedimentation and decided to try our luck. We did not expect to hit jackpot,” said Raffiee.

“The first coin we found was from the sultanate era. The coin was well-preserved; the writings on it still visible. We sold it to an unknown collector.

“Since then, we have discovered coins from the Portuguese era, about 500 years old, and also those used by the Dutch East India Company (Vereenigde Oostindische Compagnie or VOC in old-spelling Dutch), which are about 400 years old.”

The VOC was established in 1602, when the states-general of the Netherlands granted it a 21-year monopoly to carry out colonial activities in Asia.

It was the first multinational corporation in the world and the first company to issue stock. It remained an important trading concern for almost two centuries until it became bankrupt and was formally dissolved in 1800.

“There are also unique coins the size of our 50-sen coin, but with a hole in the middle. Each has Arabic words inscribed, which I am unable to decipher,” Raffiee said.

He and his friends also collect old metal pieces and other antiques, which they sell to interested buyers.

50 Years of Kuala Kangsar “Pau”s

Never knew Kuala Kangsar has this gastronomic secret. Must make it a point to drop by with my makan kaki sometime. :-)

Original article in NST 16th July 2007.

50 years of eating outlets: They travel far and wide for this ‘pau’

By : M. HUSAIRY OTHMAN

Chong Cheen Yee is the third generation to run Yut Loy, famed for its ‘pau’ that comes in four flavours. —NST pictures by Jamah Nasri
Chong Cheen Yee is the third generation to run Yut Loy, famed for its ‘pau’ that comes in four flavours. — NST pictures by Jamah Nasri

Mention Kuala Kangsar and one of the first things that comes to mind is Malay College Kuala Kangsar. But when MCKK students reminisce about their alma mater, what comes to their memory is a little restaurant called Yut Loy, as M. HUSAIRY OTHMAN discovers

Megat Mohd Shahrin Hamdan says Yut Loy is a students’ meeting place (right),Azemi Zainol Abdin says ‘pau’ like this is not available elsewhere (left)
Megat Mohd Shahrin Hamdan says Yut Loy is a students’ meeting place (right),Azemi Zainol Abdin says ‘pau’ like this is not available elsewhere (left)

IT is almost a ritual for former Malay College Kuala Kangsar students Megat Mohd Shahrin Mohamed Hamdan and Hussein Mohd Ariff.

Their annual old boys’ reunion is incomplete if they do not drop by at Yut Loy.

“It’s a great place to catch up with your seniors and juniors and exchange hilarious stories about the time when we were students,” said Megat Mohd Shahrin, 38, who is a a television producer.

He remembers the days when the “naughty” ones would stroll into the shop and head upstairs via the wooden staircase for a quick cigarette or two.

“It was worth the risk. Of course, once in a while, a few would get caught by prefects for smoking and being in an out-of-bounds area.”It has almost become a tradition and till today, MCKK students continue to come here,” Megat Mohd Shahrin said, with a laugh.Despite being based in Kuala Lumpur and saddled with a hectic work schedule, he makes it a point to drop by whenever possible.

“The moment I’m in Ipoh, a quick drive here is a must. After all, it’s not even 50 km away.”

Hussein agreed that Yut Loy was a great place for networking.”During the old boys’ weekend here, you meet senior politicians, corporate figures, the rich and famous. Basically the who’s who of the country.

“We get to know each other and exchange contact numbers for future dealings,” said the 37-year-old.

Former Tenaga Nasional Bhd staff Azemi Zainol Abdin, 61, who made a brief stopover at Yut Loy on his way to Kuala Lumpur from Bukit Mertajam, said: “This (detour) is just for the pau. You can never get it (pau) like this anywhere else in the country.”

A regular customer sitting nearby was overheard telling his amused friends that a good pau would not stick to one’s teeth.

Meanwhile, a local who wished to be identified only as Lim said he takes his friends to the coffee shop and treats them to the famous pau whenever they drop by.

“A visit to Kuala Kangsar is simply incomplete if one does not try the pau,” he said, as he watched his friends, happily munching away on fresh pau.

Lucky Albino Crow

This article appeared in the Sunday Star on 15th July 2007.

Insurance man claims albino crow brings him luck

MALACCA: Black crows which are a common sight are often shunned as dirty and unlucky, but an albino crow has brought luck to its owner.

Insurance agent Winston Tan has kept a snow-white albino crow sporting a pink beak and red eyes in his house since three months ago.

He had chanced upon two adult crows trying to teach the albino chick how to fly.

“The chick dropped to the ground and I brought it back,” he said, adding that he fed the bird with earthworms, crickets and sometimes even small lizards.



Tan recalled that he was even “attacked” by the two black birds when he went to pick up the albino chick.

Today, the albino bird has learnt to fly by itself.

“Occasionally, I will let the bird out of the cage to fly freely in the room,” said Tan.

Tan said that on one occasion, he had forgotten to close the window and the bird flew away.

“To my surprise, it flew back into the room,” he said.

Tan did not mind the bird’s return.

He said that the bird had been a lucky charm ever since it joined the “household”.

“I have won a small amount of money through lottery since I reared this bird,” said Tan.

Backpacking 101

Spotted a very interesting article in The Star today on the basics of Backpacking.

This is a must read for all novice backpackers.

Backpack essentials

By MAJIDAH HASHIM

Prepping your backpack, I always say, is an art. When you consider that your backpack is your entire home (somewhat like a tortoise shell!), it truly is an art.

Like a tortoise’s shell, the backpack holds everything you might need for your weeks on the road. That’s right, everything has got to fit into the 40-litre space of a standard backpack and still be light enough for you to lug around.

I’ve prepped my backpack a hundred times, and yet I’m always finding new ways to utilise space. The trick is mostly to double up the purpose of the items that you bring and to leave everything unnecessary at home.

In preparing for my trek across mainland Indochina, I spent an afternoon with Wong Wye Yim from Nomad Adventures at the Summit USJ, and discovered some nifty ways to save on storage space.

1: Clothes

When deciding what kind of clothes to bring, consider micro-fibres. Micro-fibres are not only strong and durable, but also dry really quickly. They are also light and comfortable. What makes micro-fibre particularly outstanding is that it remains virtually wrinkle-free despite everything.

Bring a light jacket, which can double up as a raincoat. Look out for jackets with a polyurethane coating (waterproof). Consider also drawstring pants and trousers that can be converted into shorts when you need to.

Remember the Rule of Half: Take everything that you plan on bringing with you and lay them out on your bed. Now pack just half of the items.

Backpackers

2: Copy of travel documents

Carry a photocopy of your most important travel documents with you. This should include the details page of your passport, travel insurance and credit cards. Ensuing that these documents are kept neatly is tricky. There are a number of document holders in the market that can do this.

A homemade remedy, on the other hand, is to seal the documents in a kitchen zip lock bag. Flatten and roll this package up and pop it into a diploma scroll holder. This method prevents the documents from being crumpled and is easy to store.

3: First aid kit

A first-aid kit is worthless unless you know how to use it, so get to know your kit. A standard first-aid kit can be purchased at any pharmacy. Be sure to understand how everything works.

If you have any doubt at all, get your doctor or pharmacist to go through the items with you. The contents should include plasters, bandages, gauzes (get to know the difference!), paracetamol, iodine and antiseptic.

I personally find it useful to add to the kit according to my paranoia. Always carry some Vitamin C and a few slabs of lozenges. Bring along some dehydration salts and indigestion salts. And, of course, being Malaysian, you’ll need Minyak Cap Kapak and Tiger Balm.

If you suffer from any sort of allergies, be sure to bring your medication and a prescription from your physician.

4: Food

You can usually tell if you meet a Malaysian on the trail. The Malaysian will be the one carrying 12 packs of instant noodles, a tub of sambal ikan bilis, and a bucket of dodol in a very big backpack.

Is it advisable to bring perishables with you?

The answer is yes and no. Rule of thumb here: less is more. What is the point of travelling to a foreign country if you are not going to try their food? You will discover on the road that the flavours of the world lie not just in the food but in the dining experience as well.

If you absolutely must, then carry instant noodles that are pre-packed in a cup or a bowl. Leave the sambal and dodol at home, substituting perhaps with small, individually packed biscuits and a bar of chocolate (or two).

5: Footwear

Footwear is one of the most overlooked aspects of packing, sometimes to one’s detriment. Your feet are supposed to carry you on your journey, so they deserve attention.

Contrary to popular belief, the best way to get around most of South-East Asia is on flat sandals. Bring also a pair of worn-out running shoes, as you may engage in some sports activities.

You can’t go too far off with this combination. If you’re travelling long distance overland, wear shoes with comfortable socks. Consider choosing technical socks over ordinary cotton socks. Technical socks, found at most pro-shops, are specially designed to wick moisture, keeping your feet dry and preventing them from smelling.

Leave the heels at home, ladies.

6: A sarong

Travellers, women and men, from all around the world vouch for the usefulness of the sarong. It is light, hardly takes up any space, and is extremely useful. Besides defining you as an Asian, it doubles up as funky beachwear, towel and blanket. Travellers have used them as curtains on trains and mats for picnics. too.

I have used my sarong as a sheet to sleep on more than once.

7: Toiletries

I have met some backpackers for whom toiletries take up half the baggage. Because of the personal nature of toiletries, I am inclined to say that you really are the best judge of how much supplies you will need. But the two most essential items that you should bring are the toothbrush and comb. Next, get a tube of toothpaste.

Soap is debatable. If you are staying at a nice hotel, soap will be provided. Carrying a melting bar in your pack can be disgusting. The solution is to carry a bottle of body wash that can also double up as shampoo.

Throw in a bottle of talcum and shaver, and you will have the barest toiletry kit for the hardcore backpacker. For a bit of luxury, throw in a small bottle of moisturiser.

Maps & Local knowledge is essential

8: Maps

If you know where you are going, it would be great to have maps of your destinations. If you are traversing several countries, it is important that you know where your border crossings are and the visa requirements.

Travel guidebooks are a useful investment if you plan to visit more than one city in your destination country. As a safety precaution, take note of the address and telephone number of the Malaysian embassy, as well as its location on the map.

9: Camera

This seems to be the generation where EVERYONE has a digital camera, doesn’t it? I am often asked if one should bring a DSLR or just a simple point-and-shoot camera on travels. The answer is simple: it depends on how rough you plan on travelling.

If you plan on hopping from train to bus to tuk-tuk, the risk of damaging the DSLR is greater. If you do decide to bring your DSLR, remember to bring padding for it.

One tip that I’ve learnt from travelling photographers is to use black electrical tape to cover the brand name to discourage thefts. If you do not mind the bulk, WXTEX makes incredible camera drybags that are suitable for DSLRs.

The last thing you want to do is be at the mercy of your camera and worry about it being damaged or stolen. Travelling is supposed to be fun.

10: Others

All of these should fit in your very small ice cream tub: a flashlight, extra batteries and a nail clipper.

Make sure you have a rain-cover for your backpack. Also carry about 1m of 3mm climbing cord. You can find this at most adventure gear shops. The cord comes in handy when you need to fix things like a broken shoelace, or when you need to attach things to the outside of your backpack.

Wide-mouth polycarbonate water bottles have found their way into just about every backpacker’s list of essential items. Besides holding drinks, the bottle also doubles up as a container for first-aid material and food items that you want to keep dry.

Ladies may want to consider carrying pepper spray as precaution. Personally, I find it relatively safe to backpack within South-East Asia as long as you keep your dressing modest and stay away from dark alleys.

Responsible tourism

Do your homework. Read up on the countries you will be visiting and understand a little about their culture before visiting.

Generally, you should not visit places of worship in shorts, short skirts and sleeveless shirts. Respect local customs and keep in mind that you are the outsider and this is their way of life.

Wherever you can, support local communities by buying souvenirs straight from the locals instead of second parties.

Photographers should keep in mind that people are not museum exhibits. ALWAYS ASK before taking photos of people and their property, and respect their wishes if they decline to be photographed.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Malaysian Stamps getting more popular

A few days back, I went to the GPO here in Kuala Lumpur to purchase some Insects Series III Miniature Sheets. To my surprise and consternation, I was informed that the item has been sold out! What! I thought, you got to be kidding! The issue was only a few days old (Issue Date: 7th July 2007) and it cost RM5 a piece. Most people would not want to buy too many of this item as it was relatively an expensive item.

Anyway, the counter staff informed me that the item was indeed out of stock. Other recent items that are also out of stock are the Booklet and Miniature Sheets of Visit Malaysia Year 2007 issued on 19th March 2007.

The 3 items are show below:

To all the collectors who are lucky enough to own the items before they were sold out, congratulations. Hope you cherish these beautiful items.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Holy Mackerel! What a sight!

Spotted this unusual report in the NST today.
JOHOR BARU: The shoals of fish seen leaping into the air at the Tebrau Straits overlooking Singapore are neither dolphins nor flying fish.
They are ordinary fish like mackerel, more commonly known as kembong, and other pelagic fish that sometimes leap out of the water to avoid predators, environmentalists here said.

But finding them leaping out of the Tebrau Straits is a rare phenomenon.
Jumping Fish in Tebrau Straits

It could be seen from Stulang Laut to Lido Beach which fronts a large portion of the Tebrau Straits.

Could the phenomenon be due to the increase in the pollution levels in the Tebrau Straits, which is noted for its high levels of lead, mercury and e-coli bacteria?
Ahmad Yusof, who has been fishing in the straits for the past 10 years, said this was the first time he was seeing such large numbers of fish leaping out of the waters.

"In the past, you could see just one or two fish jumping out of the water and only if they were attacked by a large predator fish. But now, the fish are leaping out by the dozens," Ahmad said.

However, Malaysian Nature Society Johor branch bio-diversity researcher Vincent Chow, who had conducted several fish studies in the state, said one could hardly find large predator fish in the straits.

"It is possible that the water is warming up as a direct result of global warming, causing marine parasites to multiply faster than normal and attack the fish."

Chow said there were many marine parasites like crustaceae, platyhelminthes (flatworms), microsporea, protozoa and bacteria that attack fish.

"And the normal response of the affected fish is to try to dislodge or shake off the parasites like the marine argulus, which is a crustacean.

"When these parasites attach themselves to the body of the fish, the discomfort causes them to dart about in an effort to dislodge the parasite."

Chow said the fish would jump out of the water in haphazard directions, unlike their usual forward sprints to shake off the parasite.

Attempts to contact the Fisheries Department proved futile as a worker said its director was away at a meeting and all senior officers were unavailable for comment.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Insects - Series III

Pos Malaysia chose today 07-07-07 to launch their latest stamp issue on Insects - Series III.

Series I was about Wasps and was launched on 29th July 1991.

Series II was issued during Stamp Week ‘98 on 28th November 1988. The M/S of this issue is shown below.
















The latest offering (Series III) from Pos Malaysia is shown below.

























The interesting thing is that our Pos Malaysia is becoming more adventurous and creative. They are more willing to try new processes, styles and techniques. The last issue on Childrens Folk Tales has silver foil hot-stamped onto the miniature sheet. This time round, they are using diffraction foil. Both techniques are being used for the first time by Pos Malaysia.

The Power of 7

Today is 07-07-07, a date that comes around only once in a century (read that once in a lifetime). My lucky number was 7. It still is. I cannot explain it but I have always liked this number. This number has always fascinated and mystified mankind since it was first invented. Besides, it is the highest single digit prime number.

Just in Klang alone, 121 couples chose this memorable date to tie the knot. Another 39 couples in Ipoh and 77 couples in Penang were married today.

Even Pos Malaysia saw it fit to chose this date to launch its latest stamp issue entitled Insects - Series III

121 couples married in Klang on 07-07-07.
By CHRISTINA TAN

KLANG: One hundred and twenty-one couples got married in Klang on Saturday because it was 07-07-07, an auspicious day.

Among them was marketing officer Sharon Chia, 23, for whom it will always be a double celebration on every July 7 as her birthday and wedding day fall on the same date.

“July 7 is a very significant day for me not just because I was born on that day, I also want the happiest moment of my life to be recorded in this day.

“To get married on July 7 was one of the conditions I put to my husband before I accepted his proposal,” she said.

Seven was her lucky number and she loved things which have the number seven on it since young, said Chia, who was born and raised in Pulau Ketam.

Chia met her husband Yee Lee Keong, a 31-year-old foreman, in a cinema three years ago when they accompanied their friends to a movie.

It was like love at first sight and their relationship had blossomed since then, she added.

Hardware operator Tan Wee Hong, 27, and clerk Goh Chen Huay, also 27, said they had planned their wedding on July 7 two years ago.

“We chose to get married today because triple seven is a very auspicious number. Besides that, the date is very easy to remember,” he said after a mass wedding at the Hokkien Association.

In Ipoh, siblings Ho Soot Fun, 28, and Ho Man Kit, 24, were among 39 couples to tie the knot at the Ipoh Chinese Chin Woo Athletic Association.

In Penang Cheah Chin Kheng who was born on July 7 and married his sweetheart of seven years on a “triple seven” day.

The 22-year-old machinist said it was love at first sight when he met Teh Mei Shuang, 21 during a school trip to Genting Highlands seven years ago.

The two were among the 77 couples who exchanged marriage vows at the Penang Chinese Town Hall Saturday.

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

King of Fruits - Part 3

The durian season is here again! And with it the mangosteen season. These two seasons always seem to go hand in hand. Just as well because durian is supposed to be heaty and mangosteen has a "cooling" effect on the body.

The King of Fruits even feature prominently in what was dubbed "Durian Diplomacy" when Malaysian Prime Minister and his Singapore counterpart took part in a durian fiesta in Pulau Langkawi recently. Rumour has it that the best fruits were airlifted from Balik Pulau, Penang (an area famous for its boutique orchards) for the special occasion.

Durian party: Abdullah and Lee choosing durians in Langkawi yesterday.




Some of the more well known durian clones are listed below. Many more remain unlisted and if you are a durian connoisseur you might want to make a trip to the area to really taste the vast variety of durian here.This list of durians have appeared before in various blogs.
D11 - This was a very popular clone in the 70’s. Its creamy yellow flesh comes with a pleasant taste and a subtle smell.

D11 Durian




D604 - This clone was first cultivated by the late Mr. Teh Hew Hong of Sungai Pinang, Balik Pulau. The flesh is quite sweet, and has some “body” to it as the seed is small.

D604 Durian




D600 - This durian originates in Sungai Pinang in Balik Pulau. The flesh has a bittersweet taste to it, with a touch of sourness.

D600 Durian




D700 - The flesh is darker than D600, like chrome yellow. Also slightly hard. Crispy, but the smell is not very strong.

D700 Durian




Ang Sim (Red Heart) - Ang Sim is a durian with flesh, which is quite soft and very sweet, and dark yellow in colour. It also has a nice aroma.

redheart




Khun Poh - This durian takes the name of the late Mr Lau Khun Poh, who first budded it. Khun Poh has beautiful orangey flesh with a slightly bittersweet taste and a heavy aroma.

khunpoh




The flesh of the Hor Loh is very soft, dry and quite bitter. It has a sharp smell to it. Hor Loh was first cultivated at the Brown Estate of Sungai Ara. It got its name from its appearance resembling a “Hor Lor” pumpkin. If the durian hits the ground hard when it falls, the flesh tends to be bitter thereafter.

Hor Loh




Ang Heh (Red Prawn Durian) - Ang Heh originates from Pondok Upeh, Balik Pulau, and has a round-shaped husk. The orange reddish flesh is highly aromatic, very soft with a bittersweet taste.

Red Prawn Durian




Xiao Hung (Little Red Durian) - Xiao Hung, whose name means “Little Red One,” originates in Sungai Pinang, Balik Pulau. The flesh has a bittersweet taste to it, with a touch of sourness. There are only one or two seeds per section, but the flesh is thick.

Little Red Durian




Yah Kang (Centipede Durian) - Although its flesh is whitish, the taste is superb, milky, like very sweet, melting chocolate. The name “yah kang” means centipede, and accounts for the number of centipedes found at the foot of the tree, hence giving it the rather unusual name.

Centipede Durian




Bak Eu (Pork Fat Durian) - Bak Eu has a slightly acidic aroma. The flesh is whitish while the taste is quite bitter but nice.

Pork Fat Durian




D17 - D17 is dark cream flesh. The taste is slightly dry but sweet. It is a tasty durian.

D17




Coupling - This durian gets its unusual name because it looks like two durians joined together, one big and one small. When split open, you almost thought the two halves belong to two different durians. Coupling has whitish flesh, which is slightly dry but tastes good.

Coupling




Ooi Kyau (Tumeric Durian) - The name Ooi Kyau (tumeric) describes the colour of the bright yellow flesh of this durian. It is very sweet and tasty.

Tumeric Durian




Chaer Phoy (Green Skin Durian) - Chaer Phoy is shaped like a small cantaloupe. The skin is bright green, giving it the name, which means, “green skin”. Chaer Phoy has creamy white flesh which is a bit dry, not too sweet but tasty.

Green Skin Durian




As the name suggests, Ang Jin Durian has deep orange flesh. It is very sweet and tasty.

Ang Jin (Red Yoke) Durian




Lin Fong Jiau - This bittersweet durian is said to be named after Lin Fong Jiau, the wife of Jackie Chan.

Lin Fong Jiau




Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Hunky customer triggers catfight

Spotted this bizarre piece of news in the Star today. Seems to be a scene right out of Bollywood! :-)


KUALA TERENGGANU: A man, who reportedly looked like a Bollywood actor, walked into a food court for a teh tarik and triggered a brawl among three women that left one woman scalded and another woman’s T-shirt ripped open.

Several chairs and tables were damaged during the fight among the women at the outlet in Merega Beris in Kijal, Kemaman on Saturday.

The shocked man fled the scene.

It all began when the man walked in alone. Two women at two separate stalls immediately tried to get his attention and lure him over to their stalls.

When he stopped to speak with one of the women, her competitor, 21, became so incensed that she marched over to the woman, tore her T-shirt and accused her of being gatal and dressing seductively.

The other woman, 22, immediately grabbed a pan and splashed her attacker with hot water, scalding her.

The scalded woman’s mother, 46, rushed to her daughter’s aid, hurling chairs at her assailant, damaging tables and alarming the other customers, said state Deputy CID Chief Supt Khairi Ahrasa yesterday.

He said the scalded woman was now warded at the Kemaman Hospital.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

US couple claims $105.8 million lottery prize

Further to the blog on the lottery ticket seller who fled town after she told the public about the winning ticket, I can’t help but noticed how things are so different overseas.

Here is a report from the Star about a US couple winning a USD105.8 million jackpot and the story gets wide publicity and a picture of the couple to boot.

Here in Malaysia, everything would be classified “TOP SECRET”. :-)

East is East and West is West ………

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP): Don Harvey’s long-haul truck had almost 2 million miles (3 million kilometers) on it when its engine died this week. Now he and his wife are millionaires who bought the winning ticket for a $105.8 million (euro78.3 million) lottery jackpot.

Harvey and his wife, Joyce, said they will pay off bills, help family members and think about buying a new home with their winnings.

They chose to receive a $33.3 million (euro24.7 million) lump sum after taxes instead of the full amount paid out over 29 years.

Joyce Harvey said she was in “absolute disbelief and shock” when she checked the numbers on her computer Thursday night and found she had the winner. “Basically, I just broke down and cried,” she said Friday.

It was a quirky thing that she won, she said, because she always had bought lottery tickets using the same numbers. She said she recently bought a ticket, but the numbers “came out wrong.” She said she decided to use those same numbers when she bought the latest ticket and bingo, it was a winner.

Only one ticket sold for Wednesday night’s drawing matched the six numbers drawn. The odds of winning were about 176 million to one, said Jim Scoggins, executive director of the lottery.

In March, two ticket winners split a record $390 million (euro293 million) jackpot for another multi-state lottery, Mega Millions.

Boss beats up man caught with his wife

When I read the following report in the Star today, two Chinese sayings instantly sprang to mind (both literally translated). :-)
  • 1. Never sh** and eat in the same place. (Never sh** in your rice-bowl??)
  • 2. If you want to steal food, you must know how to wipe your mouth.
  • MIRI: A foreign worker was beaten up by his employer after he was found in a “compromising position” with the businessman’s attractive young wife.

    Not satisfied with the punishment meted out on his employee, the dealer in telecommunication equipment lodged a police report against the 19-year-old employee for alleged sexual harassment of his wife.

    The incident allegedly occurred in the man’s shop located in a commercial complex on the outskirts of the city on Friday night.

    The businessman’s wife is in her late 20s. The man, in his late 40s, lodged the report against the youth at the Miri Central Police Station after he had beaten up the employee.

    The businessman claimed that the worker had been sexually harassing his wife and that he had tried to force himself on her.

    Police detained the worker on Friday night for questioning and obtained a six-day remand order to facilitate investigation.